The Freshest Bestest Lemonade & Chai Drinks

 

And Other Cool Shit

books, tinctures, local - everything you need to chill

 

100% made to order

Everything we do here at Smash & Squeeze is freshly squeezed, smashed, pulverized, made into liquid gold with your happiness in mind. When you order from us, you'll always get a fresh batch, squeezed & smashed for you and you only, with love, passion, vengeance, and all of Nature's Life Energy radiating from our hand-picked ingredients to your soul.

100% natural & fresh

When you drink our Classic Lemonade you're getting 100% Lemons, 100%  Cane Sugar, and 100% Distilled Water. Every single one of our products is made with the best ingredients we can find. We refuse to serve you anything we wouldn't drink ourselves, and we don't drink crap. Period. We support local business and we partner with local folks. If that's your thing, you'll like it here.

THE SMASHING MARKET

My name is François Pointeau, and I am the Head Lemon Squeezer at Smash & Squeeze. My goal is to get you fresh squeezed lemonade & chai drinks delivered directly to your doorstep. Whether you're a business buying for your staff, or you're buying for your family, or you're prepping for a get together, we're here for you. The Smashing Market is an extension of my now world famous Pop-Up business, Smash & Squeeze, where for the past four years I've been making non-alcoholic mocktails, lemonades, fruit drinks, and ice chai lattes for your pleasure and smiles. 

 

The Smashing Market will feature our most popular Smash & Squeeze drinks: The Classic Lemonade, our Chai Concentrate, and we will always have a variety of cool selections for you. We will also use this space to introduce you to other producers of goods that we believe will pair wonderfully with our refreshing concoctions, such as snacks, tinctures, poetry books, incense, and whatever else floats our boat.